Purpose: The Listless Lawyer is a personal weblog. It does not reflect anyone’s views, not even the author’s. It is mostly a joke, and a bad one at that.

Quality: Articles published here undergo no editorial process at all. At all. I usually don’t even read the things I post. But there will be trackbacks, and you’re always free to leave comments to keep me honest. Be as critical as you like, I actually prefer it that way.

Frequency: When I have something to say, I will say it. If, one morning, I wake up and find that I don’t have anything to say, then I will not say anything that day.

Accessibility: If you don’t want to suffer the crushing disappointment of visiting my website and finding nothing new to read, use an RSS reader. I currently recommend NetNewsWire for the Mac and FeedDemon for the PC.

Perspective: I write for me, not for you. I will never allow this site to become an obligation or a burden. I ask nothing of you, and I owe nothing to you.

Identity: I will fraudulently alter details in my posts: 1) whenever it’s necessary to protect my identity or 2) whenever I want to try on a new identity. That’s part of why this is anonymous, so that I can speak freely and see what comes out.